Anorak

Sarah has just told me that her mum is making her take an anorak to Latitude...I said they were slimming. 
This was her response:
"they're only slimming because they're bigger than anything else in the world and they go with NOTHING which makes it SEEM like they go with everything because they go with everything badly but an equal amount."


this is possibly the best rant ever...and yet...SHE'LL BE WEARING ONE FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND